not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

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zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

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happyjacq:

Once you know all the lyrics to La Vie Boheme you know that shit for LIFE.

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